Because they will sabotage you!!!!!! Ok, I said, the good, the bad, and the UGLY. This morning we were running late because we had to get out of the house early, and we didn't have time for his usual waffle. He wanted us to stop for breakfast, so, against my better judgement, we went to Burger King. He got a breakfast meal and I got nothing, and I normally don't eat until I get to work. BIG MISTAKE. Remember Edger Allen Poe's story "The Tell-Tale Heart"? and how his dead wife's beating heart was beating in his ears from under the floorboards?
Same with Burger King. There is was, right next to me, calling to me, neigh, not just calling to me, singing an aria to me. But I resisted.
Until.... I drop him off for work and notice he left the bag... and 3/4s of a small order of hash browns! WHY would he do this to me?? This is like bringing a crackhead to the Crack Mall! Before I could stop myself, I ate it. There, I said it. My name is K8*E and I have a problem.
But it's ok. I am at work now and I'm surrounded by delicious, nutritious goodies. This was a minor setback. But it can't happen again.
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